Scary Story Read and laugh at your own risk

A man hasn't been feeling well,
so he goes to his doctor for a
complete check-up. Afterward,
the doctor comes out with the
results. "I'm afraid I have some
very bad news," the doctor says.
"You're dying, and you don't
have much time left." "Oh, that's
terrible!" says the man. "How
long have I got?" "Ten," the
doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man
asks. "Ten what? Months?
Weeks? What?!" The doctor
interrupts, "Nine..."