April Fools day couple story

A couple of April fools day pranks:
Do the Splits
Find a scrap of cloth. Place a
dollar on the floor and stay
nearby. When the victim comes
by and bends down to pick up
the dollar, rip the cloth loudly.
Most people will reach back to
see if they ripped their pants.
One of the original classic April
Fool's pranks of all time!
That's Gonna Leave a Mark
Take a quarter and use a pencil
to trace around it--this will leave
pencil dust all along the edge of
the coin. Hide this coin in your
hand for now. Go to your victim
and tell him you want to show
them a trick. Tell him you can do
something that you bet he can't.
Take a quarter (a new quarter,
not the "marked" quarter) and
roll in down your face from the
top of your forehead, over your
nose, and down to your chin.
Challenge your victim to do the
same thing--handing them the
"marked" quarter. When your
victim finishes, congratulate
them and walk away. Let them
figure out for themselves that
you tricked them into marking a
big line down the middle of their
face!