Don Troll

#Smart old don!
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying,
so he calls his grandson to his
bed.
"Grandson, I wanna you lissin to
me. I wanna for you to take my
chrome plated 38 revolver so you
will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like
guns, ... how about leaving me
your Rolex watch instead."
"You liste to me. Some day you
gonna be runna da bussiness,
you gonna have a beautiful wife,
lotsa money, a big home and
maybe a couple of bambini. Am I
right?"
"Yes grandpa, I guess so."
"Ok, so soma day you gonna
coma home and maybe finda you
wife in bed with another man.
Whada you gonna do then?
Pointa to da watch and say,
TIMES UP!"