AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ------------ ULTIMATE COLLECTION !!

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ------------ ULTIMATE COLLECTION !!

Agar aap gym mein Itna workout karte hain ki aapki chest aapki girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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ladki k chakkar me suicide karne walo...saare brahmand ki nazron me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9 dosto ko forward krke ye sochna ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega, kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki recharge p recharge karaye ja rhe hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh baat maan lete hai ki wo JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat kar rhi the isleye balance khatm hogyaa ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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agar aap software install karte vakht Next-next click kar k bin dekhe add-ons install karte hain, toh ask tool bar ke searchbox me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw tusshar kapoor today- best day of my life!!" type status lagane wale, kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe "halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain

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Non-veg and shraab tuesdays & thursdays ko naa kha-Peeke agar aap sochte hai ke bhagvan apse khush ho jayenge to kasam KFC ke full Fried chicken bucket ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap 24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!

Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone lete ho aur $1cost ki wajah se Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

Itna Fadu Post padne k baad b agar Like ni kara
to kasam Mark zuckerberg ki
AAP ...............­........... :P :P
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