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Sindhi Jokes Mega Collection

1. Sindhi: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka
milega.
Sindhi: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur
kela de de.
2. Sindhi on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Sindhi: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
3. Sindhi 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!
4. Sindhi ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke
uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat
padi,
Sindhi ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu
gift kiye,
Sindhi: (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun
nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar
bhi sindhi ka khoon daud raha hai:)
5. Sindhi called a newspaper office
and asked: Mera Chacha mar gaya
hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Sindhi: Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha
likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be
minimum 6 words!
Sindhi: Oh ho! Zara sochne do.....
Achha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for
Sale ..
6. Sindhi asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale
gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Sindhi ne jeb se lunchbox nikala or
kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete
aana.
7. Sindhi ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke
paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..!
Warna main to bhookha hi mar
jaoonga
8. Titanic Ke Saath Sindhib Bhi Doob
Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Sindhi: Shukar Hai Maine Return
Ticket Nahin Khareeda..

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Question: Why could Ayesha Takia never become a teacher???
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Answer: Cuz every time she would move to write on the board, the words would get rubbed without Duster: P =D
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Results of Work Pressure..

Results of Work Pressure...
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..!
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..!
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Once I was on a call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?”
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I don’t login to facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home..!
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Yeah sometimes it does happen to me too..
keeping hands in front of tap waiting for water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget we have to turn on and off the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin ! ____________________
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice..!
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen…

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ------------ ULTIMATE COLLECTION !!

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ------------ ULTIMATE COLLECTION !!

Agar aap gym mein Itna workout karte hain ki aapki chest aapki girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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ladki k chakkar me suicide karne walo...saare brahmand ki nazron me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9 dosto ko forward krke ye sochna ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega, kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki recharge p recharge karaye ja rhe hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh baat maan lete hai ki wo JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat kar rhi the isleye balance khatm hogyaa ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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agar aap software install karte vakht Next-next click kar k bin dekhe add-ons install karte hain, toh ask tool bar ke searchbox me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw tusshar kapoor today- best day of my life!!" type status lagane wale, kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe "halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain

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Non-veg and shraab tuesdays & thursdays ko naa kha-Peeke agar aap sochte hai ke bhagvan apse khush ho jayenge to kasam KFC ke full Fried chicken bucket ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap 24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!

Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone lete ho aur $1cost ki wajah se Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

Itna Fadu Post padne k baad b agar Like ni kara
to kasam Mark zuckerberg ki
AAP ...............­........... :P :P
=D =xD